|Hillary Clinton at a Grade School
Hilary goes to a primary school in New York to talk about her work.
After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the
Senator asks him his name: "Kenneth." "And what is your question,
Kenneth?" "I have three questions: First, whatever happened to your health care plan? Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hilary informs the kids that they will
continue after recess.
When they resume, Hilary says, "OK, where were we? Oh, yes....question
time. Who has a question? A different little boy puts his hand up. Hilary
points him out and asks what his name is. "Bill." "And what is your question?" "I have five questions: First, whatever happened to your health care plan? Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?" Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, fifth, What happened to Kenneth?"
|This says it all! What a great answer
In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity about our government and its policies, we should remember Tony Blair's words to his own people.
During a recent interview, Prime Minister Tony Blair of Great Britain was quoted giving the following answer to one of his parliament members as to why he believes so much in America and its President. And does he think they are on the right track?
Blair's reply -- "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at.....how many want in.......and how many want out.
A. The number of physicians in the U.S. today is approx. 700,000.
B. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human
THINK ABOUT THIS:
A. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.
Statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR.
Alert your friends to this threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out
As a public health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for
fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received the most calls ever on a singles ad: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, swimming naked in the pond, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so.....easy.
|The driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of
his rig and plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.
He climbed down from the wreckage and looked around.
Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up
and unloaded a crew of
"Astonishing!" the truck driver said
to the crew chief. "What was that white stuff you used to get all
of the pieces together?"
You ready for this...........?
preacher's Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked
how many have forgiven their enemies.
About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question.
All responded, except one elderly lady.
"Mrs. Henry, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
don't have any," she replied.