==============Church Bloopers========== Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference - includes meals Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. please use the back door Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance