==============Church Bloopers==========
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences
actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in
church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference - includes meals

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid
of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't
forget your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again,"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have
a nursery downstairs

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all
the help they can get

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition
of several new members and to the deterioration of some
older ones

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to
be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the
deceased person you want remembered

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
please use the back door

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance