Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and  boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every  day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved  ones are too busy to give you any

If you can take criticism and  blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited  education and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend  better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension  without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor, 

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

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  ...Then You Are Probably  The Family Dog!  




Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet,

just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look

good if you die in the middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that

can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing

worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20, and never see

that person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life

is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the

same time, because then you don't
have a leg to stand on.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well.

Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the
bird, so sleep late.

The Second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you; the more

you have, the longer you live.

You may be only one person in the world,

but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun

to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;

smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some
are dull, some have weird names, and
all are different colors but they all
have to learn to live in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can
enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.

Have an awesome day, and know that

someone has thought about you today....