Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance,particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, NRL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no
avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Reply from the Technical Support

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:
C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically
install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers
3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
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