Lead Feet

by That British Woman
 

April 2, 2010

When we moved from the city we wanted a slower quieter pace of life. So we bought “The Acreage” which is located off of Airport Road, above Highway 9.

It sort of came as a bit of a shock to discover the other name for Airport Road is “The Formula One Racetrack.” Or at least that’s my name for it; and when it intersects with Highway 89, that too then turns into “The Formula One Racetrack.” There are certain times of year, certain days of the week, and certain times of the day when it is worse than others. Weekends especially on a Friday night and Sunday night can be bad; also “rush hour” is busy as well.

Since moving up here I have had a number of close calls with these idiots on the roads. One in particular stands out in my mind for a number of reasons, including me traumatizing a poor young police man!!

One day I was driving on Highway 89 towards Shelburne. Just after you pass Violet Hill, there is a straight stretch of road, where people feel they must increase their speed.  I am driving along minding my own business when I see a line of traffic approaching me. Obviously the car in the front wasn’t going fast enough, so a big black SUV pulled out to overtake it. Meanwhile I am getting closer to them. So I think to myself, surely the black SUV will pull back in when he sees me, as he’s not going to make it, but no he carries on. I am sure there must have been sheer panic in my face; I looked in my rear view mirror and saw no one behind me and slammed on my brakes, just in time for the black SUV to overtake the car in front of it and  swerve back into its own lane, narrowly missing me.

I was shaking so much it was crazy, then once I had got over the shock the anger set in. That idiot could have not only killed me, but killed the people they were overtaking and themselves. 

I carry on and I decide to call in at the OPP station at Primrose. There was a poor young police officer on the front desk, who asked what he could do for me. At that point I just started to rant on about what had just happened, how it was bad enough that in the city the drivers are colour blind; they have no concept that the red light means stop, but since moving up here, I have nearly been driven off the road numerous times; and but for the grace of God I could have been killed today. After ranting on and on at the poor kid, my final statement was:

”If I get killed on these roads, I will NOT be happy.”

The poor kid took all my information and off I trotted on my merry little way, thinking nothing would happen. The next night, the police were stationed at the side road south of me pulling over speeders!! I am sure when a middle aged white woman with a British accent comes into the police station now, that poor kid must run to the back room, as he knows she is going to be ranting on and on!!